![]() It’s also a bit of a mouthful (pun intended). I don’t think any of us would deny that the banana is an amusingly shaped fruit (or herb, depending on your point of view). Having said all this, I just ran across the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer, which I now consider to be a “must have” for any home. Over time, I came to realize that I can do almost anything I need to in the kitchen (food preparation-wise) with a sharp knife and a cutting board. Like most people who purchased one of these little rascals, however, I quickly discovered that it was more trouble than it was worth, especially when it came to dismantling the beast and cleaning it later. When I was a younger man, I used to see things like the plastic vegetable chopper doohickeys being demonstrated live as you wandered round your local supermarket, and think “Ooh, Shiny!” Many Amazon users have submitted joke images to the banana slicer product page, including image macros with The Most Interesting Man in the World and Ermahgerd advice animal characters.It’s not that this isn’t a silly tool it’s just that it’s so ridiculous that everyone should own one. This product is more useful than a barrel of monkeys. Now, they can eat and enjoy while i feed the young by slicing the bananas into small pieces that's easy for them to digest, This product is aces in my book and if you have 27 trained monkeys that will help you take over the land of OZ, i highly recommenced this product. No longer so they have to taste and chew the deliciousness banana without eating it teasing them like a teenage prom date. The adults are going bananas over this time saving easy product. The adult monkeys used to have to chew up bananas and feed their young but not anymore with the Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer. Well, the younger monkeys teeth have not fully developed and so slicing a banana to feed them is a necessary chore. My 27 trained monkeys love this As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my evil bidding. Get ready people, THE FUTURE IS HERE!!!!! (by Amazon user L. Clearly these beings have taken mercy on us and wish to restore our society with their advanced technology, starting with this banana slicer, a slicer that slices bananas. ![]() This banana slicer, a slicer that slices bananas, produces perfectly round slices with such mathematical precision that only an advanced being could have bestowed this upon us. A simple human could not have created a machine this genius. A slicer that slices bananas, who could of thought of something like this? And that's when I knew…clearly we are not alone in this universe. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! (by Amazon user Mrs Toledo) Disappointed I had lost all hope. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. ![]() this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. (by Amazon user SW3K) Saved my marriage What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone…. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check…HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. Well…my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. Banana! For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana.
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